On the highway on the 3rd leftmost lane at 70 MPH, you're behind me. You speed up dodging all other cars and racing away from me. I assume you're in a hurry or just an asshole driver. I can now barely see you on the horizon. What I see next are blicking blue lights. I pass by and see you on the shoulder pulled over by a red Crown Victoria. I laugh.
You just made my morning commute so happy.